Queer Bookworm

ianthe:

do you ever see something so uniform and undisturbed that you just wanna stomp all over it, like snow or the patriarchy

(via kirkbonesspock)

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

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MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT

HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT

wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway

DAMNIT

we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”

he said that like its a BAD thing

(via fuchsimeon)

greencarnations:

When it comes to fucking with your fandom, how do you rank yourself on a scale of Anne Rice to Misha Collins?

(via suicidallyreckless)

becqerel:

when someone tells you to “turn that frown upside down” just do a handstand and walk away from them on your hands chances are they’ll never again tell you how to feel i havent tried this but it is probably true

(via karkaties)

nachobragers:

supporting gay and other strange people is hard work. you sometimes have to change your picture on website. sometimes they make you wear a shirt, or button. but in the end, its all worth it to know your changing America.

(via pavelchekovbodypillow)

vegan-because-fuck-you:

2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.

(via v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e)

stabsinthe:

BASTION TIPS 4 A BEGINNER

• LEARN TO COUNTER BLOCK WITH THE SHIELD DEAR GOD THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE
• STINKEYES EXPLODE WHEN THEY GET CLOSE 2 U AND IT CAUSES A SHITTON OF DAMAGE TURN AROUND THEN TURN BACK AND HIT THEM WHEN THEY GET CLOSE
• WHEN FIGHTING A LUNKHEAD HAVE YOUR DAMN SHIELD UP AND CIRCLE AROUND BY THE WAY WHEN YOU KILL IT THE HEAD WILL FALL ON YOU SO BITCH MOVE OUT DA WAY
• COUNTER BLOCK WITH THE SHEILD
• YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHEN TO RELEASE FOR A POWER SHOT BY COUNTING
• KILL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING DO NOT LEAVE A SINGLE ENEMY ALIVE YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE
• DO ALL THE PROVING GROUNDS

AND FINALLY

• COUNTER BLOCK WITH THE SHIELD

(via endquestionmark)

spacu:

“love triangles” in general don’t make fucking sense.

like it’s usually two people going after one person, with no other feelings for each other but you know, rivalry. 

so a more accurate term would be love acute angle or something.

(via kimmieufool)

sloppyjoebiden:

“I’m not racist. I’m just find all black people unattractive. No, that has absolutely nothing to do with the worldwide standard for beauty being light-skinned and Eurocentric. Nothing at all. I grew up under a rock watching ants march and reading the back of cereal boxes.”

(via palebutt)