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whaT
what if for the next star trek movie they hire a writer who is (GASP) A WOMAN
If you were wondering why the new House bill on bank bailouts seemed like it was written by Citigroup, ...
Connor is so fucking weird, yo.
His (evil dictator) boyfriend died like seven months ago and he’s trying to ~move on~ but every time he flirts...
supernaturalpotterheadonmerthur:
shipping wars
hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
oh no
oh yes
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
his package
This post just keeps getting better and better
Now we just need a name for this ship
#i’m going to call it ‘logisdicks’
OMG I CAN’T xD
(via noonturnsmidnight)
Dayummm someone finish that story!