Publicity Photo, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, 1979
Have you ever...
for chris***
in california, a man walks back into his white-picket-pence life and his wife shrieks like she’s seen a ghost.
in antarctica, another man knocks at the gate of a research station, cold and shivering in a light suit, asking if they can put him in touch with an obscure religious sect.
I NOTICED THAT TOO MAN BELIEVE YOU ME
PINE WENT TO THE SHATNER SCHOOL OF ‘HOW A KIRK LOOKS AT HIS SPOCK’ MAN
The cats of Queen Beruthiel; art by steamey
[Gandalf] is surer of finding the way home in a blind night than the cats of...
Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction
And you’re just like
No
Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”
and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things
and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING RAMPANT!”
Well this post just got a million times better
(via rayshippouuchiha)
XD what?
… …. … x’D
I wonder how badly I could terrorize my poor poodle.
I demand photos.