Queer Bookworm

Salutations! I'm Jessica, and this is the blog of a nutty, slightly obsessive, bisexual, teenaged, feminist, fannish, internet activist. Therefore, you ought to expect lots of LGBTQ+, feminism, anti-racism, shipping, and general fandom nonsense, including but not limited to Harry Potter, Star Trek (TOS, Reboot, and DS9), Merlin, Psych, Community, Elementary, various other incarnations of Sherlock Holmes, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Homestuck, The Avengers, Doctor Who, Supernatural, cats, other assorted adorable animals and various other things which have a tendency to be shiny, squeeable and/or very, very gay. Any oppressed group I'm a member of, I'm an activist for, and any that I'm not, I try to be an ally for. Please, call me out on my bullshit whenever it occurs. I'm a seventeen year old high school graduate (skipped a grade, woohoo), and I want to be a novelist or a geneticist. Perhaps both, but probably not at the same time. I tag the shit out of everything, so 1) my blog is apparently an awesome reference point, and 2) I really won't mind if you need me to tag something for Tumblr Savior. I don't do followbacks unless you're fandom or SJ and I like what you post. If you want me to check out your blog, go ahead and ask. I might not follow you (I tried to keep the number of people I follow pretty low), but I will at the very least look at it! Currently single. ;) You can follow me on Twitter, too! I post a lot of stuff on there that never makes it here. Talk to me! I get bored easily; you can help alleviate that boredom! :D I'm most likely to be active between the hours of ten AM and ten PM, Eastern Standard Time.
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http://www.navtones.com/alan-rickman-gps-voice.html

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PointlessFun Anecdote Time! When BatMom and I were doing college tours, we had to buy a new GPS because someone stole mine RIGHT OUT OF MY FUCKING DASHBOARD WHAT THE HELL CAR LOCKS. BatDad bought one and then gave it to BatBrother the Elder to program before we left. Our first morning heading out, we input our destination and plug it in, only to hear something that sounded like

RAA;HGLJANFHEJLABGAHKBVAKBRAAAAAAAAAWR!!!1!

Terrified that it was somehow possessed and/or about to explode, I yanked it out of its plug and examined the settings - only to find Elder!BatBrother had set our language to “Yeti” and our volume to “Maximum”.

And this is why I would advocate having Alan Rickman as an option instead of Yeti. Because I think more people speak Sexy British Actor than those that can understand Yeti-ish-nese.

Our GPS is set to “Yoda.” Yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

Oh my god. I have GOT to find out if my dad’s GPS has any funny settings!

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