“You can settle for a less than ordinary life, or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special…”
That’s it. That’s their relationship.
[[MORE]]god I have literally had three orgasms today and it’s barely five thirty this is what happens when avoid really smutty fanfiction and then...
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PointlessFun Anecdote Time! When BatMom and I were doing college tours, we had to buy a new GPS because someone stole mineRIGHT OUT OF MY FUCKING DASHBOARD WHAT THE HELL CAR LOCKS. BatDad bought one and then gave it to BatBrother the Elder to program before we left. Our first morning heading out, we input our destination and plug it in, only to hear something that sounded likeRAA;HGLJANFHEJLABGAHKBVAKBRAAAAAAAAAWR!!!1!
Terrified that it was somehow possessed and/or about to explode, I yanked it out of its plug and examined the settings - only to find Elder!BatBrother had set our language to “Yeti” and our volume to “Maximum”.
And this is why I would advocate having Alan Rickman as an option instead of Yeti. Because I think more people speak Sexy British Actor than those that can understand Yeti-ish-nese.
Our GPS is set to “Yoda.” Yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
Oh my god. I have GOT to find out if my dad’s GPS has any funny settings!
omg YODA GPS