obsessivechewsteraghidisorder:
You can just tell that the author of this article dislikes Santorum as much as I do :D
That author is me. And if hating Santorum were a drink, I could drink anyone under the table. <3
“Hating Santorum” should be a drink.
agreed. and i don’t know what would be in it, but it would have to be fruity as fuck and really strong.
BUT ABOVE ALL IT WOULD HAVE TO BE FROTHY
HOW HAS NO ONE SAID THAT YET
AND BROWN. Perhaps based on root beer and tequila? OR KALUA.
the thought of drinking Santorum is making me sick. I’ll never get the google search out of my head. Ever. I’m permanently damaged by that. But come on, guys. It’s in his name, the drink. Santo-RUM. Rum and coke?
I think rum and Kahlua, blended with ice so it gets frothy, with chunks of banana. AND AN UMBRELLA.
If there’s rum, it needs to be 151. That way, you’ll get so drunk you’d believe that women signed the Declaration of Independence, too! xD
February 2012
Fox 5 news anchor Ross Shimabuku, on Danica Patrick’s question to a report about why female athletes must always be described as “sexy,” and imploring him for another word to describe her.
Shimabuku was suspended today for a week without pay for his comments after he apologized… by admitting that he “gets nervous on the air” and has “TV anxiety.”
(via reallyfoxnews)
Today in casual sexism and shitty apologies. -Jess
(via stfuconservatives)So do your part and spread awareness. Because kind words and a smile can change someones world.
oh my god literally crying
I was expecting many things but this before hitting “play”. I’m dying. XD
Rush Limbaugh, on law student Sandra Fluke, who was denied the ability to testify before the all-male panel considering contraceptive coverage.
Fuck. You.
As ThinkProgress states: “While it’s probably not even worth engaging with Limbaugh on the facts, Fluke’s testimony was about a friend who is a lesbian and needed birth control for non-sexual medical reasons, so he’s only wrong about three times over, and offensive many more times over than that.”
Need we discuss Limbaugh getting caught with Viagra that wasn’t even his? No? How about pointing out that with birth control, it doesn’t matter how much sex you have — taking one pill is enough to prevent pregnancy?
Or how about he’s a misogynistic pig? Is that ok?
(via cognitivedissonance)
Middle Earth is real
Hogwarts is real
There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs
Zombies are real
Elves and fairies exist
I don’t! :D
