February 2012
Dear Straight Girls,
notesfrominsidethecloset:
Just because I’m a lesbian, it doesn’t mean that i want your vagina 24/7.
We lesbians actually have standards.
We lesbians actually prefer specific types of women. Just like you prefer a specific kind of man.
When you automatically think we like you because you think you’re the hottest person in your city, it’s an immediate turn-off.
We are normal people. An...
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Watchschampusmitlachsfisch:
thefenceattheedgeoftheworld:
froghat:
comealongsherlock:belgianbollocks:
I can’t believe that post got over 5k notes. It seems to me the Sherlock fandom can’t handle not being mindfucked for this long so they’re starting to see things.
I love whoever you are and everything that you stand for.
yes
I mean
why did you think that
why
y
Oh god let me love you
Some examples of words whose present-day meaning...
greencrook:
Word Original meaning (now obsolete)
Girl A child or a young person of either sex, a youth
Knight A boy, youth, lad
Mess Portion of food
Lady One who kneads bread
Cloud A mass of rock; a hill
Organ ...
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3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
emika-fett:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
shitbloggerssay:
“NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
Follow this blog, get free ham.
OMG BRB DYING
ladyatheist:
So, for those of you who are unaware, tomorrow marks the start of Black History Month. I am so not looking forward to this. Since this year is a leap year, I have 29 of whitewashed history and white people complaints and tears to look forward to. Hip hip hoo-fucking-ray. I fucking hate Black History Month with a god damn passion.
In school, it was nothing but a fucking joke. The...
hambutt:
you know me who’s beautiful? read the third word (((:
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That awkward moment when you go to check the time,... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, get free ham.
“Have sex, demon baby. No, they get married first, demon baby, Jacob falls in...”
– Robert Pattinson (via rpattztalks)
Laws of Ownership →
ponfarrisforlovers:
My Flipside, Ros, wrote me this 4,300+ word fluff-a-thon Space Husbands fic. And it’s fucking PERFECT. Don’t forget to check it out.
I love her.
Okay..
griff-kendu:
asexualeducation:
whitelightsaber:
Let me make something perfectly clear. The word “Asexual” was originally created by scientists. Some dumb over-excentric, antisexual, phobia-retarded idiot… decided that their brain wasn’t capable of explaining why they weren’t sexually interested or that they couldn’t describe the difference between their sexual organ (which is part of their...
Today in math:
alouettesque:
“How many degrees makes a revolution?”
How many frenchboys does in take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don’t know how many but they’ll give it a screwing it’ll never forget.
changstan:
this is our first glee episode without megaupload
moment of silence
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spencian:
i reblogged that
you could have reblogged it from me
why did you reblog it from them
this is
war
vondell-swain:
youngstero:
I only pirate movies if the video store won’t let me rent anything because they’re scared of my hook hand
dammit I read this earlier and laughed at it but i only JUSt got it
i thought you were just pretending you had a hook hand to be wacky
deastrumquodvicis:
blanketforyourshock:
What if Sherlock becomes really ridiculously popular in the US
And Mythbusters do a Sherlock episode (like if it’s possible to get into that truck from St. Bart’s roof).
…I’ve already inquired concerning the “wondering what temperatures I’d need to create to blow up your cans of beer” post on the blog. Nothing yet.
thambos:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
genuineeeegenuinee:
Also, cis lesbians have been pissing me off lately.
Please women, stop saying “I don’t date men. IM A LESBIAN.” Then later, in the same breath say “Oh I just loooove ‘ftms’ (not to mention that some people who are trans* who are gendered female at birth don’t even like/use that term because it’s a term coined by cis people and doesn’t...
“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide...”
– Barbara Alice Mann, Iroquois woman (via cultureofresistance)
This is so fantastic!
(via eldritchjoy)
My (non-Native) mother used to tell me “So get used to it [being unfair]!” all the time, and I would always argue back that we should fix it then.
(via sofriel)
“He’s incapable of sympathizing with people who can’t pay their bills, because...”
– Matt Taibbi, The Odd Couple: Romney vs. Gingrich. Perhaps the most succinct explanation of Romney’s worldview I’ve ever come across. (via wisconsinforward)
When is Matt Taibbi ever not amazing? Definitely my favorite political writer.
(via foulmouthedliberty)
There Is No Hierarchy of Oppressions
yourhue:
From “There Is No Hierarchy of Oppressions” by Audre Lorde
I was born Black, and a woman. I am trying to become the strongest person I can become to live the life I have been given and to help effect change toward a liveable future for this earth and for my children. As a Black, lesbian, feminist, socialist, poet, mother of two including one boy and a member of an interracial couple, I...
glassheartshattering:
fic > eating/sleeping/peeing/anything that requires moving
